ICYMI: This Was the Best Week Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue

Tasya Van Ree likes fedoras

and you should too.

They help in the rain

That shit’s a pain.

It’ll flush your white suede shoes

Right down the drain.

A gusty wind

Can ruffle the smoothest of feathers

Unless you’re Chloë Sevigny,

In which case, you own the weather.

So put on some blush

And comb out your hair

Oh, you don’t know how?

Toast can help you there.

You learn something new

Everyday

Here’s 15 weird “facts”

and one cute food babay. 

Is anyone thirsty?

Good, me too

Drink a bottle of water

Please recycle when you do.

Take another sip

It’s about to get sweaty

Miles Teller just rolled up

Looking camera ready.

OH MY GOD

Your clothes disappeared!

You look really dope though

In that panty and brassiere.

It reminds me of something

I may have seen in Australia

Or maybe it was Instagram

Viva nail-Valencia!

To have a good weekend

Take my advice:

Don’t cheat via Ashley Madison

That’s not very nice.

See you on Monday

I’ll be out of touch

Doing some shopping

And eating a kick ass brunch.