Random Headlines Distilled

Alternet: “Republicans! AHHHHHHH!”

The Blaze: “Immigrants! AHHHHHHH!”

Natural News “QUACK! QUACK!”

Huffington Post: “Republicans! AHHHHHHH!”

The Daily Show: “Republicans. LOL.”

Village Voice: “White People! AHHHHHHH!”

Redstate: “Moderate Republicans! barf.”

The AntiMedia: “Jews! AHHHHHHHH!”

The Atlantic: “Republicans. PUL-eeease!”

Drudge Report: “Robots! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!”