The 10 Best Tweets About This Damn Rain

If you rocked yourself to sleep last night, knees at your chest and arms around your shins in prime fetal position to assuage your Sunday Scaries, then you probably woke up this morning and had a damn shit fit. It’s raining, in case you haven’t heard, which comes after two days of THANKYOUBABYHANNAHITISFINANLLYSPRING, which followed about 800 years of Winter with a pointy-ass capital W — the alphabet’s middle finger. (If you don’t live in the area, please allow me to project this on to you, then feel free to reciprocate via sunshine brag in the comments below, I deserve it.)

However, as Leandra once pointed out before, lamenting about crap weather unites us all. It’s times like these that we turn to Twitter, avoid doing all work for at least 20 minutes and bask in the union that is Le Grand Rain Complaint (and one April-sucks-in-general-jab):

are you kidding me with this monsoon? Spring just booty-called us at 2am, coaxed us out of bed and fell asleep before answering the door.

— carlye wisel (@carlyewisel) April 20, 2015

April Fools, taxes, pothead Christmas. April, you’re not that great. — Mary Beth Williams (@embeedub) April 20, 2015

Why Is Spring Being So Passive Aggressive? http://t.co/rDuLcylDnq

— Nisha Chittal (@NishaChittal) April 20, 2015

RAIN MY FRIEND U R SO LOUD TODAY I HEAR U HI — Jeanette Hayes (@jeanettehayes) April 20, 2015

Lets have a moment of silence for all the fallen umbrellas who fought valiantly to protect their owners from the heavy rain. RIP: 20/04/15.

— Peter Du (@ChoboCrucius) April 20, 2015

Wear your ugly shoes today! #NYC #rain #AprilShowersBringMayFlowers — Raphael Miranda (@Raphael4NY) April 20, 2015

See you in hell, Monday http://t.co/GjDCb3HiGO pic.twitter.com/cAn13shIK6

This rain disrespectful — SLICK’ (@_onlyna) April 20, 2015

Honestly haven’t washed my jeans in 2 months so getting caught in the rain was probably a sign. — Brandon Pagano (@brandonpagano) April 20, 2015

This rain disrespectful

— SLICK' (@_onlyna) April 20, 2015

This rain has #nyc looking like a 90’s #R&BVideo — BenYC (@beN_YC) April 20, 2015

(•_•) OFF THE / \ (•_•) April 20, 2015

Arm yourself:




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Now take us home, Missy.