CB’s Blog: Inventions I want now
1. Automatic Make-Up
This concept was first introduced to me in the Fifth Element. Look how awesome this is! You set the little view master-thingie against your eyes, push a button and—VOILA—you look fab.
It even did her brows. Now, that’s high tech.
2. Automatic hairdos.
Getting a theme here? Along with auto make-up, auto hair-dos are another necessity. This is basically a stand-up hair dryer where you stick your head in, fluff out your hair for like two seconds and—BAMMO—you have awesome locks. Unfortunately, in Blade Runner, you also get shot dead by Harrison Ford. MITIGATING FACTOR: you’re shot by the young Harrison Ford.
Zhora was so ahead of the curve on body glitter.
And here she is after two seconds of hair dryer time and some killer boots.
See what I’m talking about? How come no one’s getting on this?
3. Automatic food generator
This classic was brought to us by the clever folks at the original Star Trek. We should at least have automatic ice cream by now…This show’s been around forever!
This bitch has an automatic hair-do thingie, I’m sure.
4. Automatic Transportation
And finally, the ultimate in lazy wish fulfillment for yours truly: transporter technology! More old school Star Trek here, although it also made a guest appearance (sort of) in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Oooooh, special effects.
So there you have it. I almost put jet packs on the list, but in all honesty, even if they developed them for home use, I’d be too much of a wuss to try them. The End.
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