The Biggest Loser

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I wanted to be the biggest loser. Not on the TV show or anything like that. I just wanted to have the most quarters, which would mean I was the biggest loser.

Perhaps I should start at the beginning. Or at least the middle.

Our school, the one with March Magnanimous well under way, is having a fund-raising campaign. It is called Be the Change. (Everything must have a cute little name these days, especially in school campaigns.) Anyway, the goal is for each...