Things I’ve Learned About Recovery

Indulge me. Some of these are actually funny. And if I’m whining too much, just tell me so. The Ambulatory Mollusc will have book plugs later. For now, here are some surprising things I’ve learned about recovery. ((Mind you, I’ve had major surgery — Caesarean — once before, but then there was a new born and also I was recovering from Pre-eclampsia, so the entire time is foggy. I have a vague memory it was a year before I could get up before noon, which clearly isn’t the case now.)

1- Even whi...