4 Things for Your Spring Break Brain

Hello and welcome to 4 o’clock.

Watch the Iris Apfel Documentary Trailer

The film airs at the end of April, but you can start updating your Instagram bio now with such quote-worthy Iris Apfel gems as: “I can’t judge. It’s better to be happy than well-dressed.”

Two major takeaways: 1) a banana will never go out of style (1:38) and 2) watch this with YouTube’s Closed Captioning turned on if you’re bored and need a cheep LOL.

Attention all Eloise Fans!

Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner made a documentary about Hilary Knight, the man who brought Eloise (and Weenie and Skipperdee) to life.

It airs tonight, March 23, at 9 p.m. EST on HBO. Because I care: I will trade you my HBO GO password for a very large Cadbury Egg if you need it. But not the shitty caramel kind. The OG kind with the fondant yolk.

FKA Twigs Upstages Gaby Hoffmann’s Water Birth

And then Vogues really, really hard in a forest.

Pro tip: if you are too scared to pierce your nose like Twigs, eat something spicy so that a bit of water collects under your septum and catches the light creating the appearance of a piercing. Leandra did this earlier today and it was cool depending on your definition of cool.

Listen to Kendrick Lamar’s “King Kunta” x the Seinfeld Theme Mash-Up

Speaking of cool, you know who never stops being cool? Jerry Seinfeld. First his jeans, now his intro music (which synched so well, by the way, because of Lamar’s supa-90s beat).

Is it Friday yet?