4 Signs that it’s St. Pat’s Day and not the Zombie Apocalypse

by K.B. Owen

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone! In honor of the holiday, here are:

4 Signs that it’s St. Patrick’s Day and NOT the Zombie Apocalypse:

1. Things are green that shouldn’t be.

Green beer, green bagels…even green water in the White House fountain:

Image taken 17 March 2011, via whitehouse.gov (CC).I’m thinking the zombie apocalypse will bered…

2. Kilts. Ever seen a zombie wearing one, in anymovie or t.v. show? Me neither.

But…David Tennant knows how to rock a kilt:

David Tennant...