Laughter Lines: Life from the Tail End

You might as well just blame Diana,

It was all at her prompting you see,

‘Cause I thought the humorous poems

Were something I’d written for me.

“But no,” said my friend with a chuckle,

“You really should get them in print.”

So I faffed and I fiddled with typos,

And went on an editing stint.

The small dog looked on all disgruntled,

She would rather be out for a walk.

So we had to sit down for a cuddle

And meanwhile, she said, “Can we talk?”

She strikes a hard bargain, the small dog,

Her face made the cover again…

And as an appearance fee forced me

To take her for runs in the rain.

The small dog would be very grateful…

As she’s after new tennis balls too…

And if we could sell a few copies,

Her tennis ball launcher is due.

So “Laughter Lines: Life from the Tail End”

Is hitting the Amazon shelf,

A collection of rather daft poems,

You might want to read for yourself.

“Laughter Lines – Life from the Tail End”
Available from Amazon UK, Amazon.com and worldwide in Paperback and for Kindle.

Laughter Lines:

Life from the Tail End

Sue Vincent

Take a life with a small dog in tow, add a dash of red hair dye, a selection of crumbling biscuits and a dash of fun… The result is a recipe for laughter.