As You Take A Whiff It Probably Is If!

So the cat sees one and all. I see everything that goes on at my hall. You humans seem to not see it though. But after this, you will see it high and low.

Humans are in shock!
Bad news decides to dock.
There it will reside.
It changes the tide.

Like they could not see,
Bad news is on a spree.
Are they blind?
Just follow my behind.

The phone rings late at night.
Prank call it just might.
But not likely I'd say.
Usually means bad news is on the way.

So let it ring and sleep.
Can wait until you are wide awake at your keep.
Has been known to mean someone is dead.
Can't do much if they already lost their head.

Get called in out of the blue,
There at your 9-5 work zoo.
Yeah, a big promotion for you.
Whoopsy, to you they bid adieu.

You really didn't see that coming?
Now out you go to drumming.
Well hopefully not that bad.
But still, time to find a new work pad.

The car starts to make noise.
Bah, just some type of joys.
The car is sure a rocking.
So just don't go a knocking.

Oopsy, the car breaks down.
Now you are stuck in Deliverance town.
If you hear banjos, run and run fast.
You don't want to become part of that cast.

Get called to the front.
You squirm up like a runt.
Look you got a big F on the test.
Damn, you are just the best.

Feel like crap all day.
Weeks on end at your bay.
Expect good news when they call?
Nope, you've got worms big, fat and tall.

Geez, you humans can't tell bad news is going to come. Trying to pretend so things aren't glum? The cat would rather just fess up to it and get it fixed. Then no need for things to get nixed. Stole that title from yesterday's rhyming pass, but that is good news from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.