Plans Aren't Nixed For It Is Fixed!

So you need a quick fix? There are many tricks. Some are great, some are bad. But each show a creative trait at many a pad. Sadly all of these have been done as the cat pokes fun.

Car hood won't stay down,
As you drive across town?
Put suspenders on it.
You'll sure be a hit.

Your car has no AC?
You can fix that easy.
Roll down the window and stick one in.
Instant AC and instant win.

Bench legs are broke?
No need to choke.
Shove a paint can or two under it.
It can easily be used to sit.

Street light fell off?
No need to scoff.
Duct tape it to the post.
Still works from coast to coast.

Parking garage column begins to crack.
It won't fall down with a clackity clack.
Wrap it in bubble wrap.
That will stop it from being a death trap.

Can't find a way to get the AC hose outside?
Throw away that thing they call pride.
Just shove it right through the window.
Who needs glass anyway to show?

Your poor mailbox broke?
Just follow another bloke.
Wrap it in duct tape from head to toe.
Does it have a toe? Damned if I know.

A hose under the hood snapped?
Don't go to a dealership and get trapped.
Get a pringle can and tape it on the end.
I wonder if that is a growing trend?

Got a boat and a gate?
Smash the gate to no hate.
Then run the boat right in.
Sit back and consider it a win.

House falling apart?
Don't get a heavy heart.
Just put up plywood all around it.
Your neighbors are sure to find you a hit.

There you are at your sand bar. Now you can be like these folks and their fixes that came due. Warning, they may not work correctly for you. But I guess the redneck way is worth a try, just don't poke out an eye. Yep, all of these have come to pass by you human class. I may get better advice from a singing bass. It all sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.