I tried to watch The Cat Returns but the DVD was broken.Then I tried to watch The Great Muppet Caper...

I tried to watch The Cat Returns but the DVD was broken.

Then I tried to watch The Great Muppet Caper but it conked out an hour in.

Then I tried to blog about it a few minutes ago and Tumblr wasn’t working.

I think someone is trying to tell me to go work on my next novel already.

…

I’m gonna go watch some MST3K.