Beware of Flying Boxes…
RB: “Randy, Demon, be careful moving that bookshelf, it’s heavy.”
Randy: “Aye, aye captain.”
Demon: “Shit, no saluting until after we’ve moved this bastard. It’s heavy.”
Randy: “You can handle it.”
Demon: “Just keep moving and stop blabbing.”
Randy: “I don’t blab…”
Angel: “Are they arguing again?”
RB: “Yep. I give it two minutes before my bookshelf is sitting on the driveway, and they are trying to kill each other.”
Angel: “Why not just hire professional movers?”
RB: “Hello? Cheap labor.”
Angel: “Yes, but you’ll save yourself a few headaches.”
RB: “I’d rather save money.”
Angel: “Are you sure you’re saving money? I think I just saw one of your boxes fly pass the window.”
RB: “WHAT THE–”
Randy: “HELP!!”
Demon: “You son of a bitch, don’t run!”
RB: “Demon! Put that down. No throwing my boxes!��NO!!”
Angel: picks up the phone and dials. “Hello? Is this Professional Movers Inc….?”
RBH
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