No More Monkeys For You.

Meet Caitlin – The creator of No More Monkeys For You. This very cleverly written blog consists of lists “to help you navigate the trickery of becoming an adult.” Which, I’m sure we can all use in our lives.

(May I request of list of “Ways To Not Publicly Humiliate Yourself.”???)

Caitlin has graciously answered a few questions for me about herself and her blog! Go ahead – I dare you not to fall in love with her.

1. What inspired you to write these HIGHlarious lists? Were you stoned or was this just your own genius?

I wish I could say I had a moment of lightning bolt inspiration while sipping organic gogi berry juice in my home sauna but really my mind is just a hella crazy place and it seemed like it might be fun to try and get some of it ordered and neat! I love lists, they fill me with such unadulterated pleasure (it’s almost orgasmic) and I also really like being an idiot so No More Monkey’s was born from that weird mash of things. But now that you suggest it maybe being stoned should be an option…

2. What is your favourite list to date? (And not in like, take out for a movie and ice cream date.)

Since there are only two on the blog at the moment that’s like asking me to choose between my children! I don’t have any children but I seriously imagine this is how it would feel. I have a stock of lists to come and I think my favourite lies somewhere in there – look out for one containing the phrase ‘smuggle-boobs’ – it’s a doozy.

3. Is there is list you’d NEVER write?

I would never ever never ever write a list about ways to pick your nose, or make your farts smell better or how to lose weight – mainly because gross/gross/boring. But I’m also a crazy believer in never ever never ever say never ever never ever so that means that a) I’m a massive hypocrite and b) almost anything could happen. Strap in babes.

Thanks, Caitlin!!!!!! Be sure to follow her on Instagram too!

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