How many orcnes does it take to lift a sword?

4th going-over with book four and then its off to the editor for the advanced round! These orcnes are like a combination of the seven dwarves and the three stooges. How many putdowns do they give each other? I had to start tracking....

mud muckers
bumbling ninny
stodgy old dullard
scum covered sludge dog
muckrats
dirty haired stone squatter
rot faced old gutter
worm eaters
bilge rat
flabby face
squirmy nose
stink pot
toothless old pig wart
overstuffed blubber skins
mutton head
ninny brain
hoof muck
dog nosed slop
tail end of a horse's...
pimple spotted maggot heap
yellow spined swamp dog
sucking filth rag
snot face
prickle chin
halfwit
hookface
drivel lips
nincompoop
fat belly
lump face
bristly face
and frog face...and that's not even all of them...