Five Freaky Friday Things (Mostly Not Involving Fashion Fleek)

Happy Friday the 13th! In honor of this Freaky Friday, I’d like all of us to take a moment and reflect on the fact that there could be worse things than waking up in our mother’s bodies, or perhaps most notably, their jeans. Hope your mom is Barbara Harris or Jamie Lee Curtis!

Now let’s get news-ing:

I Don’t Want to Say Drake Copied Beyonce, But…

He copied Beyonce. And I am so glad! Last night he went, “SURPRISE!” and released an album on all of us fools. What did Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg in the Facebook movie say again? “A guy who makes a chair doesn’t owe money to everyone who’s ever made a chair”? Something like that. Meaning, Beyonce didn’t invent surprises, and Drake always makes it rain.

Kanye West’s Show Had the Best Front Row

The lineup was strong, but the real sweet spot was P. Diddy. Sean, where on earth have you been?  (Image via The Cut’s Instagram)

Raise Your Paddle: Fendi Gets (Extra) Funky at the Hands of Rihanna, Sarah Jessica Parker, Rachel Feinstein, Jourdan Dunn, and hmm, yea, I think that’s it. 

Just kidding! Leandra made one too!

The bags are one of kind — or two of a kind if you consider that each collaborator gets a version of her own, too: “Oh this? Yea, it’s just my best friendship bag with Rihanna.” The custom baguettes will be auctioned off to the highest bidder, and the proceeds will go to different charities of each of the five women’s choosing. [Fendi’s NYC 3Baguette Project]

Fifty Shades of Grey is Finally at That Theater Near You Tonight

You know you’re going to go see it so let’s just alllll throw in the towel, head to the comments at the end of the post and confess. What I want to know is: are you a popcorn-only kind of person, a candy cat, or do you mix your Sourpatch Kids and Reese’s Pieces into the popcorn then deposit into your mouth at once?

Smells Like Chanel Spirit

Looks like it, too.

Chanel has opened its first US boutique dedicated solely to fragrance, beauty and sunglasses in VEGAS. I think there’s a rule that you have to capitalize VEGAS. Inside you will find a “dedicated fragrance room [that] highlights an ‘infinite library'” of Chanel scents, plus all of the makeup and sweet shades your Sin City heart desires. And if you want to get your makeup done professionally, choose one of their Vegas themes: “The Star,” “The Jetsetter,” “The Natural,” “The Illusionist,” and “The Performer.” The Amelia. No? Whatever.

And If You Need Something To Do…

Confuse your friends by saying “the Marcia Bradys” instead of “the 70s,” and if you space out when they try telling you about their new bangs, apologize and just inform them that you were meditating.

If you’ve been wondering where else to wear denim, try your feet, and if you’ve been wondering where else to wear brooches, try your crotch.

Meanwhile, you can be in denial about the weather but not so much about the fact that it’s Valentine’s day, so the way I see it is that you have three choices: 1) ask a French girl how to deal with the weird ass text currently sitting in your phone, 2) indulge in whatever you want to indulge in — sans guilt — while waxing nostalgic on the glory days of rom com, or 3) use your left hand to scroll the Grammy memes while using your right hand to grab the remote and catch up on Girls.

Or you could just follow us on Snapchat.