I Am Going to Heaven! Maybe.

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Well, it looks like I’ve got a shot at going to heaven after all.  I had assumed, after decades of bad thoughts, and five years of publicly whining and serving snark (not to mention all my evil deeds), that I would be headed elsewhere.  But after last Friday night, I now know I have at least a shot at hanging with St. Peter and the gang.  So how did I pull off this unexpected turnaround?  Well . . . all it took was going to see Andre Rieu.

Last Friday night His Majesty and I took his 89-year-o