I Called It With This Fit!

Would it not be grand to live by the rules of kids across the land? It would be much easier I suppose and cause a few less woes. Or maybe not. I guess we shall explore this plot.

The front seat is there.
With one simple declare,
"I called it!"
Can't even have a fit.

It was called.
You can be appalled.
But you have to sit in the back,
After such an I called it attack.

What can you do,
With this at your zoo?
Much I bet.
Just follow the pet.

Lottery prize is grand.
All buy tickets across the land.
But no need for you.
You called it first at your zoo.

So you win.
Everyone thinks it is a sin.
You then stand in line.
Pfft this law is divine.

You called the first spot.
Move ahead a whole lot.
Even the DMV,
Can't stop thee.

Want that job?
Can't give it to Bob,
Because you called it.
All applicants have a fit.

But you called the thing.
Corner office at your wing.
But why stop there?
Call the presidency at your lair.

Save money on campaign crap.
You called it first on the map.
It is now all yours.
Go on world tours.

See how that works?
Doesn't I called it have such perks?
It should be a new law.
No one will come after you with a hacksaw.

What? You don't agree with me? The front seat is all it works for at ones sea? Damn, I guess I will have to buy a ticket. After all people may picket. Hank just called #1 at my grass. I guess that works too for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.