When Well Meaning Hate Is Your Fate!

So the cat has a few and I am sure you do as well at your zoo. There are those people that are nice enough to thee but you still want to shove them in the sea. So how do you handle well meaning people you hate? Stuff them in a dog crate?

There they come.
The rather dumb.
The rather annoying.
Hate you aren't enjoying.

But along comes hate.
Thanks to some trait.
They just irk you,
And they haven't got a clue.

So what to do?
Say what's true?
That is one way.
But may ruin their day.

Instead pass gas.
They will forget any sass.
Stick your finger up your nose.
Yeah, that would cause everyone woes.

Talk to a stranger.
That could bring danger.
Walk faster the other way?
Get some exercise, come what may.

Spit when you talk.
That will end their squawk.
A little spittle on their face,
And away they would race.

Be a close talker.
They'd then be a walker.
Have bad breath too.
Could scare away a few.

Pretend to be germy.
That could make some squirmy.
Pretend the phone rang,
But on you they still might hang.

Tell them your cat is waiting.
That won't get any hating.
Or maybe you have a date.
Say the date hates their hate worthy trait.

Or just ask them to borrow money.
They won't find that funny.
They will be long gone rather quick.
See, you can get rid of them slick.

There you are class, now you can scare them away in mass. Any good tips to scare away well meaning people you hate? The truth is too easy a fate. The non well meaning people you hate is another story. With them you can just get gory. You can then use more than gas, unless yours is toxic like that from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.