I wish

There was a website where if I came up with a melody but have zero music talent I could submit it for use by someone who does. 

Instead of feverishly humming a tune just so I can mentally packrat it away with the other crap I come up with, I could hum it into a microphone and offer it up for melody adoption. 

Then when someone else’s ass is rich and famous off my melody I can watch them on Top of the Pops like “I did the right thing…I think?”

Y’know what, forget it, worst idea ever.