Open For Commissions

Well, I don't want to get into it too much for fear of attracting trolls, but I'm hitting a bit of a bad spot, so I'm taking story commissions for a while.

10,000 Words = $50 - $80

5,000 Words/Character Story = $30 - $40

You'll have to give me details on characters, graphic content, all that, and I reserve the right to stop the commission and refund your money in case it gets a little too squicky. Also, this should go without saying, but I won't write underage, rape, snuff, bestiality, stuff like that. However, if you really wanted to see Crain-cest, I'd be open to it, but it'll cost ya. :)

Also, if you'd rather just donate, tip, or chip in, my PayPal is solomonphoenix[at]yahoo.com.

For people who really need to know, the job that was supposed to call me back to work today, didn't, and it could be a few months before they start calling more people back. Also, the part-time job I had to supplement is done for the season, so that money's dried up. Of all the times for the teachers of this district to be fit and hale and for the students to actually behave and get their work done. *grumbles*