Evil Fairy: I'll grant you your wish in exchange for your firstborn child.
Asexual Person with No Interest in Children: lmao okie dokie
(but what if they took your firstborn cat)
Anyone who accepts children as currency is not someone I want to be associating with, no matter what they promise. Also, keep your hands off my dog or I will end you.
Published on January 26, 2015 08:04