Today I Bring To You, Super Duper Ewwwww!

I would rather look at zombie feet all day then even attend such a party at my bay. I saw this and threw up in my mouth a bit. It is some really nasty umm spit. Or at least it would create some real nasty spit, giving my OCD a fit.

What have you done to make some dough?
Have you pawned things high and low?
Have you sold yourself for sex?
Maybe went all bounty hunter there, Tex?

Nothing can top this thing.
Well almost nothing for a little cha ching.
Or experiment or what have you.
In the end it is just eww.

Want the cat to get to it already?
Your curiosity is coming on steady.
Last chance to stop reading,
I hope everyone is done feeding.

So in 2012, yeah that far back,
5 people were out for a snack.
They wanted something super rare,
And they didn't want to pay a hefty fare.

Then they saw an ad,
From a 22 year old lad.
He had recently had is umm tallywhacker removed from down there.
See where this is going at my lair?

He had taken the removed part home.
His tallywhacker would no longer roam.
It was put up for bid as a treat.
And people actually thought it was sweet.

Yep, five people paid to eat his tallywhacker.
I guess he wasn't in need of a financial backer.
Just chop it off and cook it up,
Then just add a little wine in your cup.

Mmmm such a tasty meal.
Tallywhacker gets a five star seal.
Just threw up in my mouth again.
Bad enough they eat cow testicles at many a den.

But this just takes the cake.
Why would anyone ever want to partake?
A once in a lifetime opportunity one guy said.
Pffft, so is stepping on the moon or dropping dead.

Do I want to do either one of those?
Nope, although it'd be okay to have moon on my toes.
And just in case you are wondering on the taste,
The 5 eaters said it tasted like rubber as they ate and didn't let it go to waste.

Are you ready for your next meal? Japan was the place of this ordeal. Does that really surprise? Watch what you eat there, a word to the wise. I bet even the gawker would never eat that, even if he has eaten squirrel and rat. I stole Porkys word, tallywhacker, to try and make it less sick. Beats going, mmmm how about that dick. Blah, blah and ewww. Now I am through. No wonder humans never get snipped snipped like me and Cass. I bet they would even eat the parts from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.