Ennui-Gate

(It may not be interesting, but it sure is boring.)

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Last week, several chunks of the Earth blew up and floated into space. And lo, there was great wailing and gnashing of teeth over the loss, except for the California chunk. (Detroit was also atomized by an alien spaceship’s death ray, but city planners admitted the new look was actually an improvement.)

Last week, all disease was eradicated from the face of the planet, mankind discovered a solution for world hunger, and the federal...