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The Constantine Guide to Queerbaiting

Step 1: Take one of the few bisexual comic book heroes out there and make a television show about him.

Step 2: Straight-wash said comic book hero.

Step 3: One of the show runners tweets that the hero “kisses a man. Promise,” while trying to drum up viewers for the next episode of the show.

Step 4: The actual “kiss” in the episode is the hero drunkenly pecking his friend on the cheek right before he...