To be honest, I was starting to get worried over the last few days. An odd thought would enter my head and I’d wonder if I could find an animated gif for it through Google without having to search much. My first two thoughts (a dancing taco and pouring coffee) were there, sure enough. I started worrying about the amount of time people had on their hands.
After all, animated gifs do at least take a little bit of time. What were people out there doing with their lives?
However, then I thought of something and didn’t find an animated gif right off the bat (baking of a potato). If it’s out there, a quick Google images search didn’t immediately turn it up. I felt better. Then, just to be sure, I also searched for my next thought (man swallowing the sun). Nothing. Again, if it’s out there a quick Google images search didn’t turn it up.
You have no idea how relieved I feel. There may be a lot of humanity out there wasting their lives, but not as much as I’d feared.
You take solace in the things you can.
Published on January 18, 2015 16:00