More Ghostwriting

"Hey, everybody, check out my Atlantic article. It's in the Atlantic, did you hear?  I got an article in the Atlantic.  It's a chapter from my book.  Did you know I wrote a book? Go to Amazon and buy my book. Or Chapters. It's there too!  Oh, yeah, and did you know I write for the Atlantic? I should put my Atlantic article on my website!"

OK, fine, I'll post the goddamn link again.  Happy?

Ghostwriters. Yeah, I feel their pain. I'd hate to spend my days writing just to see some tenured fucker at a university get all the glory.  Hey wait . . . .