Some More Things To Say To Bring On Death At Your Bay!

So another things you can say popped on in and the cat will give it a go at his bin. Things you can say about music or song that your partner would find oh so wrong.

That G-String is a bit tight.
May get you sent for a cheap flight.
I think your valves need some oil.
Any nightly plans that will foil.

In some areas you are rather flat.
May get hit with a big bat.
Are you sure that scale is right?
Could wind up dead one night.

The minors is your calling.
Some could find that appalling.
Did the majors cut you loose?
May get a kick to the caboose.

When will your horn snap to attention?
Could land you in detention.
Has someone been tickling your ivories today?
A piano your head may play.

You really love triangles don't you?
Things could quickly turn blue.
That is just not to scale.
Another epic fail.

You must have had a great conductor.
Now you may need some kind of instructor.
You have one mean idiophone.
Could get cut off at the tone.

Care to beat the drums all day?
For that you could pay.
Is that your only drumstick?
A gun could next go, click.

Will you drum up some business for me?
Oh, I hope it isn't done for free.
Why are you so off key?
Could get you a whack to the knee.

Could you watch your pitch?
May leave you dead in a ditch.
Your flute seems rather aired out.
That could cause one to pout.

And there you are, saved once again at the cat's sand bar. Now you know what not to say when you feel a tune coming on at your bay. If you don't want to end up with more than a bad case of gas, trust my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.