Graph It And It's A Hit!

Pat spills all at the other hall!
Is it a wonder why you humans believe all you see? It is always so pretty. Who cares if stats are pulled from an ass. They still go over so well with your mankind mass.


 Balls can bounce,Cats can pounce.Dogs can chew.Look at the pretty view.
Did you know that 95% of you eat flies?Yeah, they are in chocolate bars to pies.It has to be oh so true.
Just look at the pretty picture that came due.

Toes have hair.Cats run around bare.Cats have hairballs.Toes walk through halls.
Did you know 88% more deaths occur by toe stubbing,As humans go out each night clubbing,Than those who trip over cats?It is true, the graph says so, dingbats.
 
Mountains are big.Bald people wear a wig.Mountains are large.Why shout charge?
Did you know that mountains eat people?Don't ask under a church steeple.Just trust in the pretty graph,While the cat gets a good laugh.
 
Pac-man is yellow.Those ghosts are mellow.He eats a lot,Even a pot.
Did you know that upside down,Pac-man turns green with a frown?You can see it in the stats above.Show green Pac-man some love.
 
Scissors are sharp.They can cut a tarp.I ran with them before.Still alive at my shore.
Did you know pointy things are pointy?They can stab a jointy.They can even make you rhyme crappy.Aren't the pointy things oh so snappy?
Now you have been given true stats. See, you just have to ask cats. We will tell you how it is with your pretty picture biz. No need even for a quiz. Soon you'll be a whiz. Now I am done with my graphing sass. Have fun staring at the pretty graphs from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.