crystal crafts some shit (working title).

I bought a sewing machine a couple of years ago. The reason why escapes me now. It was probably something along the lines of “Oh my God, I have a tax refund and I must get rid of it immediately because I don’t know how to properly handle money and what the eff is a savings account? That just sounds silly. Internet, find me something ridiculous and costly to purchase. Sewing machine? That’ll do.”

That’s pretty much the noise in my brain all the time. It’s horrible, I know.

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