that awkward moment when you realize that you’re a snl character.

I tend to have a lot of free time.

By all accounts, I shouldn’t have a lot of free time because I work a full-time job, am working on approximately five books, and have a small amount of good friends who I like to not ignore. But the fact remains that I have enough free time to think about the important things in life.

Like who I’d be friends with if I were ever to be famous.

I’m pretty much Mary Katherine Gallagher.

So, after a lot of thought, I’ve decided that my two closest celebrity friends w...