Kanye West Drops Single ft. Paul McCartney

YOU HAVE GOT IT TAAAA-WISTED IF YOU COULD UPRIGHTLY THINK, that on the first morning of a year so fresh it gets a prime number to close it out, that North West’s father wouldn’t have already achieved a viral “broken Internet.”

Last night while New York dropped a ball to commemorate its status as a city of boys becoming men (I will continue to make this joke until you confirm that you’re having it carved into your tombstone), Mr. West dropped a single that features the ineffable Paul McCartney, which has thus far acutely reminded my plebeian ears, (which also happen to contain exactly zero knowledge of precisely what constitutes “good music,”) how delightful the former’s voice is.

Stream the song via West’s website here.

Makes me wanna slow dance with the cactus to my left, you know? Because it looks soft, but it’s also deep, you know, and can prick you, even through its salient beauty, if you get too close.

I’m sorry, what?

Goals.