In 2015, Thou Shalt Not

Discuss the following:

– How big the iPhone 6+ is

– Why you would rather chew your salad than drink your green juice

– That girl with the bad energy

– But maybe it’s not bad energy — maybe Mercury is just in retrograde

– What app you would build if you had time and access to those, like, developers or whatever

– Whether the defendant from Serial is innocent or not

– Wait, was 2014 the year of the podcast?

– Wanting to see Tulum or Stockholm or Tokyo

– How you stopped going to SoulCycle because it was bulking up your thighs

– How you’re never going back to Coachella

– Or Art Basel, which is now just totally a fashion party

– Why brunch can’t just be food at a certain hour

– Why it’s basic when girls brunch but just food when guys do

– Sriracha and its competitive adversaries

– Mezcal — which is so much better than Tequila because its smoky (no, really, I’m saying this and it’s true)

– Non dairy milk and other food intolerances

– How Instagram only galvanizes the happy moments in the documented relationships but never, ever “when she was crying because he called her by the name of his ex-girlfriend.”

– Tinder

Your turn.

Culled in part from fractures of conversations overheard at a restaurant in TriBeCa by my friend Elyse. Feature images by Venetia Scott for Interview Magazine, Jamie Nelson