The Christmas That Didn’t End

She feels she is getting her due


My human really did feel badly that we cats didn’t have much of a Christmas, so when she was at Petco just before the New Year, she picked up a couple of holiday cat items on sale. Binga immediately claimed them as hers. Maybe that’s why Boodie’s head is cut off in this photo.


I think Boodie is telling her she can have it


But I think she may be having second thoughts about wanting them for herself.


I think she considers this very low on my human's part


What was in the red bag? Coal, apparently. I think Binga is having second thoughts about those New Year’s resolutions.


She doesn't have much of a sense of humor to begin with


Yes, the “coal” was really some black crinkle balls, but I don’t think she got the joke.


She was a LOT less tolerant than she looks


But even that was better than having to wear a Christmas tree hat! This was the only photo my human was able to get before she stalked off in a snit.


I couldn't even get both my ears through.


So she tried it on me, knowing that I’m more cooperative — but it was way too big! The packaging said, “One size fits most.” Most what, gigantic Tom cats? I’m not sorry it won’t be part of next Christmas’s photo shoots.
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