Another 50 Books I'll Never Write.

1. Henry Thunder And The Secret Of The Copycat Book.

2. Don't Comb My Hamster.

3. Legal Advice For Snake Charmers.

4. Explaining Cockney Rhyming Slang To Septic Tanks.

5. Life Of Fibonacci: A Lame Yann Martel Related Joke.

6. Pot The Green: The Tale Of A Stoner Snooker Star.

7. Part One.

8. Part One: Part Two.

9. Part One: Part Three.

10. When The Bees Have All Gone, We're F***ed.

11. Trip Tips.

12. The Nation's Favourite Terrorist.

13. Cats And Raccoons In Catacombs.

14. The Church Of Atheism.

15. Being Irony: The Tale Of A Piece of Metal.

16. Tony Blair Is A Wanker (And I Can Prove It) Part Two: Bliar Forever.

17. Henry Kissinger Can Kiss My Ass.

18. Frigid Bridget And The Fidgiting Midget.

19. Thou Shalt Not Kill: A Vegetarian Cookbook For Recently Repenting Christians.

20. Shut Harry Whitewolf The Fuck Up.

21. Digital Days Part One: Since The Internet Happened, Everyone Thinks They're A Graphic Designer.

22. Digital Days Part Two: Since The Internet Happened, Anyone Who Can Read And Write Can Claim To Be An Author.

23. Dog Eat Dog Orobouros.

24. What If 42 Really Is The Answer?

25. Hot Hearts Entwined.

26. Hearts Entwined With Love.

27. Love Hearts Hot Entwined.

28. Part Two: Part One.

29. Part Two: Part Two.

30. Part Two: Part Four – What Happened To Part Two: Part Three?

31. What Is It With Bloody Vampires?

32. The Thai Light Saga.

33. The Bruce Forsyth Saga.

34. Pictures Of Cute Kittens That'll Make You Say “Ohhh!”

35. Some Lucky Bastard's Five Star Globe Trotting Journey Tale.

36. Bad-reads.

37. How To Give Up Giving Up.

38. His Shark Materials.

39. Bend Over And Let This Book Shove It To Ya!

40. Stop It With The Opposites.

41. The Forty Steps.

42. Seriously, What Are We Fighting For?

43. Handel's Tricks With Candlesticks.

44. More Bloody Vampires.

45. The Cut In The Hut.

46. The Sodding Something Code.

47. Does Everybody Understand My Humour?

48. Black Cover, Red Lettering: You Can Bet It's A Thriller.

49. Withering Hats.

50. Still Waiting For Godot.
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