Rollo, With Your Nose So Bright

(You decked the halls – now hit the malls!)

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Okay. Now that you’ve gotten your Christmas shopping done, it’s time to go Christmas shopping.

That’s right! The day after Christmas is the second-busiest shopping day of the year, topped only by the twelfth of Festivus, the day when millions of self-absorbed Americans celebrate the invention of the selfie.

There are several reasons why the day after Christmas is such a busy day at the mall:

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