Let Me, Jeff VanderMeer, Harvest Your Brain (please? with sugar on top?)

(Me, dignified, somewhat somber, wearing the Brain Harvest hand-made moustache they sent me. I requested a Dali moustache to cover my own prodigious lip hair, and, in yarn, this is a very close approximation.)

Brain Harvest is having a micro fiction contest, and I am the final decisioning-maker on it. What do you win?

The winning entry will receive $100, publication in Brain Harvest, a hand-knitted mustache, 1 Fresh Eyes crit (up to 10,000 words) to be used on the piece of their choice, and the a