New Year’s Resolutions? Forget ‘Em

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The calendar days are dwindling down. Winter Solstice will soon be upon us and once more, the light will return.

Still, I procrastinate.

All year I’ve told myself, Tomorrow, I’ll go swimming. With the New Year fast approaching, I’m starting to panic. What if this year closes, and I haven’t started on my goal?

Why not make it a New Year’s resolution? I thought, seduced by the age-old tradition of setting our sights on a fresh start in the New Ye...