‘Twas Four Days Before Christmas

‘Twas four days before Christmas, I sat in my house

My cat was still sleeping, ignoring her stuffed mouse;

My friends’ stockings were hung by the new wooden stairs

I sat in my office in my old office chair.

At ten in the morning, my first morning call;

I chatted as per usual, not suspecting at all.

When out in the front room there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.

As I stood up, my head it started to ring;

To my dread and my horror, it could be only one thing!

The...