The Holiday Party That is Your Couch and What to Wear

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE PLANS DOESN’T MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE SOUL.

So put on knits (at least two layers of them) to sit on your couch and watch that program called “Yule Log” on one of those indiscriminate channels in the low 120s while you sip on eggnog and swear to your Jewish mother that it’s actually kosher wine. Then sparkle the shit out of your comfort clothes up because you have Joan Didion-fostered self respect and because when you look into the mirror, you want to see your reflection reflecting another reflection. It’s all very meta and you are very important.

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Zara knit suit (the unofficial Alaskan tuxedo?), Dannijo necklaces and earrings, Gucci boots, Roger Vivier clutch (I know you’re at home but maybe you can store chestnuts or twizzlers in here).

See also: What to Wear to a) Black Tie Karaoke, b) The Blogger Bazaar