So You’re Going to a Blogger Themed Holiday Party, Right?

Today’s round of Thematic Holiday Party Suggestions illusively tackles the omnipresent blogger themed party. And there are ground rules.

1. Sequins

2. But only if they’re ironic

2a. They can be a little earnest

3. Embellishments

4. These are never ironic, they are sacred

5. Ripped jeans (+1 for errant blossoms of neon tulle)

6. Prints — wear at least two (plaid shirt over striped turtleneck) but if you’re going as me, I’d recommend four or five.

7. If you’re going to wear fur, do it morally and actually wear feathers

8. Don’t stand stoically for too long; pop a knee inward and lean over the straight one. Then pop the straight one outward and repeat on the other leg.

9. If you’re walking, remember, the dance floor is your runway, babe!

10. I’m kidding. I’m totally kidding. The only rule when considering the blog-themed holiday party is that there are no rules! None! Zero! So get weird, wear layers and stay warm.

Jocelyn coat, Uniqlo turtleneck, Dries Van Noten plaid shirt, H&M sequined blouse, House of Holland jeans, Casadei pumps