"Cheeseburger first."

People magazine’s archives continue to be a source of eternal amusement.

I found this article about when Robert Downey Jr. got out of prison in 2000. What do you suppose was the first thing he wanted to do with his newfound freedom? Hint: if you’ve seen Iron Man, you already know the answer.

Given that a) this was in a magazine so any of the cast and crew could have seen it, and b) the script for Iron Man wasn’t finished when they started shooting, requiring Downey to ad-lib a...