If your boss was just hovering over your computer to show you something, then her phone rang, but you know she’ll be right back:
If you’re at your friend’s house and she’s taking a fast body shower but not washing her hair or shaving:
If you’re waiting for the L train (“Arriving in 2 minutes,” my ass) but weirdly have service and don’t mind laughing out loud in public:
If you never have enough time for those late night talk shows but what you do have is 4 minutes (kind of) for a break — you still need to keep working — and whatever you’re doing allows you to put headphones on and toggle between e-mails and this:
Finally, if you ate WAY too much stuffing last week and “literally only have 4 seconds” right now:
And if you have any others to share, please do. Clearly I’m not working either.
Image on the left shot by Ryan McGinely, image on the right via Oyster Magazine
Published on December 01, 2014 14:00