Shakespeare, Bitches! Volume II

On Twitter I post a daily quote from Shakespeare with a small addition: the word “bitches” at the end. This is my second installment of these. Click here to read the first one. Enjoy!

Shakespeare, Bitches! 

“I’ll tickle your catastrophe, bitches.”

“I do desire we may be better strangers, bitches.”

“I am slain by a fair cruel maid, bitches.”

“Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy, bitches.”

Poor Ophelia

“They are all but stomachs, and we all but food, bitches.”

“Let there be gall enough in thy ink, bitches.”

“My heart is true as steel, bitches.”

“In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke, bitches.”

“Put thyself into the trick of singularity, bitches.”

“Every Jack-slave hath his belly-full of fighting, bitches.”

“Golden lads and girls all must, As chimney-sweepers, come to dust, bitches.”

“I’ll make death love me, bitches.”

“The why is plain as way to parish church, bitches.”

Bill!

“I say there is no darkness but ignorance, bitches.”

“Men’s vows are women’s traitors, bitches!”

“Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance, bitches?”

“He that is giddy thinks the world turns round, bitches.”

“There’s place and means for every man alive, bitches.”

“By that sin fell the angels, bitches.”

 

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“So foul and fair a day I have not seen, bitches.”