Fred's Non-Partisan Way to DecideWHO TO VOTE FOR(Or, More Accurately, Who to Vote Against)

VOTE!
When you just can't make up your mind between two candidates who are equally good, or equally rotten, follow these simple steps:

Keep an eye on your TV.
Count how many commercials each candidate has.
Identify which candidate has more,
Vote for the other guy.

The point is that those commercials cost big money. The way the politician pays [...]