Asimov & the Robots of Saliva

(“I claim this duck for all mankind.”)

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NASA has done it again. For the first time in the history of history, mankind has landed on a comet.

Actually, it wasn’t NASA. It was the European Space Agency that pulled it off. But with all the lying coming out of Washington and the media these days, I refuse to be the only journalist in America who’s telling the truth.

Technically, mankind didn’t land on a comet, either. True, oil rig jockeys played by Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck landed on a...