I Admit With This Fit!

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The cat gets blamed for this and that all the time at our mat. But the cat does not do it all. That ghost does some things at our hall. Or maybe it is just Cassie, she's not the oh so innocent lassy.

The cat will admit,
Just a little bit,
What he has done,
Because it is fun.

I jump on the counter with ease.
I do it whenever I please.
I'll even sit and lick my ass.
I know, I have such class.

I'll eat anything left open on there.
I do it all the time at the other lair.
Muffins, cake, and even cheese.
I will eat whatever I please.

I chew the tp any time.
I yank it along in my prime.
It can go right down the hall.
The thing can sorta bounce like a ball.

I flick litter all over the floor.
I jump in and out with a roar.
What can you do?
At least its better than #1 or #2.

I have yanked Pat's armpit hair.
I don't seem to care.
But he throws a fit.
I just yank a little bit.

Anything that is rubber and near,
I'll eat it ear to ear.
I will chew and eat until it's gone.
Then spit it back up on the lawn.

I won't touch wet food.
That stuff is just rude.
Get stuck in your teeth with ease.
That surely does not please.

I will run around when it gets light,
Or maybe when it is still night.
Once Pat gets up and is awake,
A nap I will go take.

And I will meow all through the day.
I just like to talk, okay.
Meow when I go, meow when I eat.
I'll meow to meet and greet.

That feels better getting it off my chest. The cat admits such things are just the best. I do whatever I please indeed. It's not my fault things get left out at the other feed. One just has to be aware with each pass when it comes to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.