In The Cheap Trickle Along With The Fickle!

The cat watched the other day as some bid on things at another bay. He thought it would be a fun experiment to toy with people at his sea. I know, so mean of me. So he put up a fake ad or two on Kijiji and let the fun ensue.

Price is firm,
Was a used term.
Would you take this or that?
Hmm am I a Spanish talking cat?

How about this?
This price is not a miss.
Have pity on me.
That is all the money I have at my sea.

Hmmm right!
Cheapo #1 in site.
Nope Hank, not talking to you.
Your streak is still in view.

Have to pick up,
Seemed to be another hiccup.
Can you deliver it?
Was said more than a bit.

Why are you ignoring me?
Because you can't read dumbie.
No, didn't respond to any,
As there were too many.

Plus it was fake.
All so a post I could make.
No harm no foul,
Just a whine and a howl.

I was an undercover cat.
Could become a thing at my mat.
Hmmm I like that.
The undercover cat.

Oh yes, stop talking to myself,
Or that elf on the shelf.
It is a year old and in good shape.
People truly are as dumb as an ape.

Insult to apes I think,
Has to be a missing link.
What kind of shape is it in?
Can't you read? What a sin.

Will you take this much?
Why aren't you in touch?
You are rude for ignoring me.
Can I come over to see?

Oh the fun the cat can create, at least for me as I watch a common trait. Cheapos everywhere, even for fake stuff at their lair. If the cat ever has to sell a thing he would rather tie it to a piece of string, stick the other end on the car and turn it to tar. Of course that would waste gas, but it does not bother my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.