Shake it Off Like It’s 1989

Who cares if you’ve already seen this 500 times today? It can’t get old, and nothing will take away the joy that is Taylor Swift’s “rapping” portion of the world’s catchiest song set to these spandex’d athletes at the 2:24 mark.**

Nothing.

**Update. The video has been removed. As Lao Tsu said in Te Tao Ching, “The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.”

That said, you can kind of DIY your own version by playing “Shake it Off” in a different, hidden browser at the same time as this video (which you should start around 1:10):

And then realize that not only does Taylor narrate your life whether you want her to or not, but this music video does too. See below:

When you fit into really tight high-waisted jeans even if it meant your friend had to sit on your gut like you’re a human suitcase to get them to zip:

When you have the perfect comeback and you’re like, “BYE”:

Answering the door once you become friends with the Seamless guy:

Me and my friends when we see three hot guys at the bar:

Me and my best friend when we nail a joke together:

When “bae” texts you first:

When it’s Friday:

Gifs via BuzzFeed