Turn up the cyber-lights. I want to see all my online friends!

In his audio commentary for "Mommy Dearest" John Waters wryly notes that it takes a weirdly narcissistic mindset to make your happiness dependent on the rapt approval of strangers, as actors and actresses often do. Incidentally, I was so totally not outing myself in that last sentence: I of course only watched the audio commentary for Mommy Dearest after talking about broads with all my friends from the dock, pounding some Budweiser and participating in several strongmen contests, among other ga